We are in the month that kicks off the debauchery, the show, the holidays. Even an emerging mobster like me needs to take a break in GTA Online and the truth is that Los Santos offers numerous options to relax. However, there is a stone on the road that cannot be avoided in this cursed city.
The professional freaks. That part of the population, absolutely incompetent, with positions of power and what is worse, believing that they are right about everything. I’ve already run into the lucky Lamar Davis, who if it wasn’t because he walks the wads of bills on my face I would have sent him away.
For this reason, I signed up for an invitation to one of the yachts that can be seen from the vespucci beach. I hadn’t been applying sun cream for five minutes when the hail of bullets began. This town makes no sense and it’s clear I didn’t learn my lesson from last week.
Less frills and more shooting
It turns out that the luxury yacht Galaxy has been with us for a couple of years and its price is still a challenge for any wallet. You have to have a good Tiburón card to leave six million dollars in GTA Online for a ship that does nothing but show off. She does it with a lot of glitter, mind you, but just like real ships, it’s money wasted.
A luxury of wealthy that is captained by the Captain Darcy, a sinister character more concerned with staging paramilitary wars than keeping the yacht afloat. For reasons unknown to me, he charges the group I’m a part of to seek naval revenge.
I already had the bow lounger booked for me, but in just a few seconds I’m on the helicopter resting on the heliport. Let’s be serious, if your yacht has the capacity to land aerial vehicles, your last concern is to see if yogurts are more expensive in the supermarket.
I don’t know where we’re going, but in the back they have a bottle of champagne with glasses, so I’m not deprived. You have to be ready for action and taming the liver may not be the best way, but I need to calm my nerves. We appear in the channels of Vespucci, with criminals fleeing on jet skis and me more lost than Geoff Keighley at a party that is not in his honor.
I clarify my ideas when I discover that it is time to destroy practically all the ships that are in the port. My companions indiscriminately attack boats and sailboats, with me collaborating with some mischievous grenade. After such a lack of control, more than 40,000 dollars are added to my account. Once again, they know my weak point, so I fall for it.
Worthy of Naughty Dog
Is it possible to believe that you are in the middle of a scene from Uncharted 3 in GTA Online? Surprisingly yes, and not so much because of the shootings, but because of the staging, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. In Darcy’s second mission, we are sent to steal the Tula.
No, misguided, it is not what you are believing. In fact, it is a very noble device, since it is a seaplane designed to put out fires wherever it is needed. We are not so noble, because we went to steal two and I have to pilot one of them.
Surprise! It has vertical takeoff and assisted flight with propulsion included. A fantasy that I proceed to fill with water in the sea to extinguish the flames in the middle of the country club. Several parked cars are on fire and this is when I screw her up. I don’t understand the controls well and I end up crashing the Tula for trying to fly vertically. It is clear that the work of a firefighter is not to create new sources of fire.
On the next try I leave the baton to a partner and thus easily secure $56,000. It will not have taken me more than 20 minutes to do all this and I have managed 100 grand; I like the deal with Rockstar.
However, the fun rises to unsuspected limits in the third mission. They don’t even attack me Zoran Lazarevićneither katherine marlowe neither Rafe Adler, but it seems. In the middle of the sea, on the yacht, with a huge storm and enemies everywhere. As if they were hordes, they begin to overwhelm us.
The explosions are almost louder than the lightning of the storm, the bullets whistle everywhere and the opposing reinforcements arrive by sea and air. It is frantic, there is no respite, hardly any places to take cover and two of our men fall in combat. Despite everything, we resisted and took the victory.
However, the joy quickly dissipates. One of ours takes advantage of the fact that we appear in a new GTA Online session to liquidate us quickly and take half the money we have on us. A street rat that runs away without looking back.
I don’t understand anything, I just shoot
At this point, the only thing that matters is having your sights adjusted correctly and your lungs fully filled with air. In my next adventure I have to sink to the bottom of the sea to pick up some packages whose content I don’t even want to know. Simple, until we are notified by radio that Captain Darcy and the stewardess have been kidnapped.
Darcy has not stopped in all this time to congratulate himself on how he dominates the underworld and that wars between gangs are childish for his businesses. Well, with a gun pointed at his head, his egomania wears off quickly, so it’s up to him to save them. The GEOs will not sign usbut we do make a very worthy pickle, although a new betrayal is not lacking after finishing the mission.
The party doesn’t stop and now it’s time to go to Cypress Flats, in the industrial area of GTA Online. I don’t want to think about anything other than emptying the bottle of champagne, which is worrying when the helicopter has landed, my companions are already riddled with bullets, and I’m still tasting the foam at the mouth. Teamwork may not be my thing, as well as orientation.
Apparently we have to steal some trucks from an industrial warehouse, but since they have landed on the roof, I have no fucking idea how to get in. I end up sliding between ledges, breaking my falls with my head, and as I slip between two buildings, I hear a tremendous explosion overhead. Suddenly, the wreckage of the helicopter falls in front of meon fire, they cut me off and I have no choice but to take an alternative route.
I still don’t know how I got to one of the trucks, but I’ll take it and pat everyone on the back. For the end it remains to test all possible aquatic knowledge. Surely you remember the typical underwater mines, those spheres with spikes and a chain.
Well, it’s time to make a rally between them with a Kraken submarine for everyone. I may have collided with the rocks of the wreck, but two of my companions seem to have wanted to hug those dark balls. Although his fate was fatal, fortune smiles on me and I manage to dodge an entire fleet of guards on the surface.
I sneak past them and make it to the yacht with a big shot Darcy wants dead. I’m the first to get on and I could wait, but my patience is running out and I settle the matter quickly. $65,000 to the jackpot and finished trickery.
To finish, I go to the casino and throw the roulette wheel; May luck be with me. The daily free spin smiles at me and I receive $40,000 on top of the $30,000 from the day before. For more financial fun, $200,000 appears in my account thanks to another promotion this week with Prime Gaming.
Also, I check this week’s update and I’m going to be entered $100,000 plus for doing three of the missions that I have told you about. I will have run out of vacations in GTA Onlinebut with everything I have in the bank I think I’m going to be able to afford an all-inclusive trip.