Do you dare to know what the stars have in store for you? It is important to note that this note is valid only from Monday, May 8 to Sunday, May 14. It is always interesting to discover the surprises that life holds for us according to our Zodiac sign. In this sense, we present a horoscope that could reveal relevant and interesting aspects about your future in the coming days.
Sign partner, this week is going to be a luxury for you. More than anything because as an Aries that I am I would never tell another Aries that it is going to go wrong. Solidarity between signs, you know. Other than that, a bit of the usual. You are going to forget to go to the supermarket and you will have to use kitchen paper for what you already know, you will leave your computer in the office the day you have to telework BUT, good news at last, you will find parking on Friday night in the center to go to that dinner that you don’t fancy anything.
Oh Taurus, how are you? If it is that it is almost unnecessary for me to tell you anything because you have always had a sixth sense to know what is going to happen to you. Especially if you keep playing parking in prohibited areas. Oh, and you know that the one who has been playing you for years is the waiter at your favorite bar putting whole milk instead of low-fat semi-skimmed milk with the aroma of the Asturian countryside of happy cows in your morning coffee. You and I knew that it was too lucky that Bar Pepe had that kind of delicatessen.
- Gemini weekly horoscope
This week you will go genius, with j for face, the one I have writing this. But no, seriously now. Gemini, dear, I have to give you some news. This week you will work from Monday to Friday. Yeah, yeah, we come from many bridges and holidays and all the pod, but it is what it is. I know that no one has wanted to tell you and you thought that next week would have three working days, but no.
- Cancer weekly horoscope
If I were a real pythoness (there aren’t any) I would tell you that as a crab you are, even if you think you’re going backwards, you’re actually moving forward. MISTAKE. Dear crustacean, if you notice that your life is going backwards this week, it is because it is. My recommendation in weeks that neither was nor fa is to go through them on tiptoe. With getting up, going to work, coming home, watching Netflix and going to sleep, you have more than fulfilled.
I refuse to make any reference to your having the strength of a lion. Please, ENOUGH NOW. What I will tell you, dear Leo, is that you’re going to stay more rigid than Leo DiCaprio on the half door of the Titanic in the middle of the ocean if you don’t stop buying beers for everyone. That I know that now with the good weather, the liquid gold of the eternal drunkenness enters without feeling, but a little bit of please with always being the one who pays. What a pagafantas you are not, but paybeers Yeah.
Ains, Virgo love, love… what am I going to tell you that you don’t know about love. Well, that he arrives like that, it’s not his fault… But just as much, it’s your fault that you go back to meet that woman. What do I say, huh? That I’m not here to tell you that she’s going to mess you up again, that for that you’ll meet with your colleagues and they’ll tell you. But be careful, here Carmen Raya understands you, spring has arrived and we are all with libidos like prices: through the roof.
You won’t get a day off this week. I know, this joke is terrible, but it was burning my fingers. What you are not going to get rid of (sorry, I’ll stop) is that everyone asks you, again, to stop bringing up the little song. Yes Yes. He feared. Don’t make me say what it is because it’s not a plan, but hey, cut the chant now because you’re getting a little heavy (like a pound).
- Scorpio weekly horoscope
Do you remember that raise you wanted to ask your boss for? Well, look, if I’m honest, don’t even try. And not because I’m not going to give it to you, because it’s the same for you (what do I know), but because as soon as I give it to you, you’re going to start leading a life that you won’t be able to afford with your new salary either. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
This is the whiting that bites its tail. The more money the better you want to live and this cannot be. So look, you don’t bother your boss and continue to live a no-frills life. Don’t tell me I’m not the best tarot reader. I don’t know if I see the future, but I do speak truths like fists.
- Sagittarius weekly horoscope
You share a sign with Brad Pitt, Alejandro Sanz and Jamie Lorente. !! Congratulations!! Are you going to do this week as well as them in life? Of course, dear Sagittarius friend, of course. Because remember that celebrities are just like you and me if we took away their mansions, cars, free trips, multi-million dollar bank accounts and beauty. Moral? You will not live in La Moraleja, but this week the bar below the house is finally going to put salmorejo on its menu of the day.
- Capricorn weekly horoscope
This week you won’t go to Capri or see a unicorn. But be careful, because during these next few days you will arrive at the Mercadona and the orange juice machine will be clean and with bottles available. Incredible but true. I neither confirm nor deny that there is most likely no queue to pay. Life is for you.
- Aquarius weekly horoscope
You are going to move like a fish in water, you have to drink more water, you have to jump into the pool of life without a float… These are some of the phrases that a fortune teller would say to you, but since I am a journalist, I will tell you something It’s better that it has nothing to do with you being a water sign: you’re going to get the bonus from the municipal swimming pool!
Seriously, I see it in your future this week. You are going to get the bonus because then you spend the summer saying that you have no swimming pools to go to. Sorry, dear, private pools cost money and as I told you in the introduction of this horoscope, surely you have been one of the 99.9% wrong decisions.
- Pisces weekly horoscope
I’m not going to lie to you. Since you are the last sign, I am just exhausted from having been connecting with the stars 11 times. But since it’s you, and having unlimited data, I’ll try again. Let’s see, they tell me that you’re going to lose the lock, I don’t know if they mean the one on the bike, the one on the suitcase or the one on the gym locker. Whatever it is and according to this, this week you could go on a trip, go to the gym and ride a bike.